THE TWO LONE LEAGUE

Always dedicated to the memory of our buddy, Trevor Aston.

Nov 6, 1972 - Feb 22, 2005

It was good to play that fantasy football with you, buddy. You were a hell of a competitor and rightfully have your name etched in the champion's column for as close to forever as your friends can get. We are all going to miss your love of Marshall Faulk, and the Eagles, and we are all better people having known you. Rest peacefully, friend, you will be remembered here always.

 

2005 Draft Board (click to enlarge)

YEAR TO YEAR AND ALL TIME STANDINGS

YEAR     (place)  

 

Zero.      1997 -pre "modern" era formation***

1.      Ryan Marquess CHAMPION

2.      Greg Marquess (2)

3.      Tyler Marquess (4)

4.      Greg Milam (3)

5.      Ken Graham (5)

6.      Bill Lenzer (6)

 

I.        1998

1.      Ryan Marquess (3)

2.      Greg Marquess (8)

3.      Greg Milam (7)

4.      Jim Marquess CHAMPION

5.      John Kienast  (5)

6.      Tom Prindible (10)

7.      Trevor Aston  (9)

8.      Kellee Brown (4)

9.      Mike Duran (6)

10.  Josh McKee (2)

 

II.       1999

1.      Ryan Marquess CHAMPION

2.      Greg Marquess (4)

3.      Jim Marquess (11)

4.      Greg Milam & Mike Duran (7)

5.      John Kienast (5)

6.      Tom Prindible (9)

7.      Trevor Aston (2)

8.      Kellee Brown (3)

9.      Josh McKee (6)

10.  Fonz Hernandez (12)

11.  Bobby Champion (10)

12.  Norman Greencheese (8)

 

III.      2000

1.      Ryan Marquess (3)

2.      Greg Marquess (10)

3.      John Kienast (8)

4.      Tom Prindible (12)

5.      Trevor Aston (6)

6.      Kellee Brown (2)

7.      Fonz Hernandez (4)

8.      Bobby Champion CHAMPION

9.      Tyler Marquess (7)

10.  Doug Jarosh (11)

11.  Bear Blackwell & Rib (5)

12.  Clay Harris (9)

 

IV.     2001

1.      Ryan Marquess  (7)

2.      Greg Marquess   (11)

3.      John Kienast     (3)

4.      Tom Prindible   (12)

5.      Trevor Aston    CHAMPION

6.      Kellee Brown   (2)

7.      Fonz Hernandez  (6)

8.      Bobby Champion   (8)

9.      Doug Jarosh & Aaron Wine      (4)

10.  Bear Blackwell  (10)

11.  Clay Harris       (5)

12.  Kyle Darnell     (9)

 

V.      2002

1.      Ryan Marquess    (2)

2.      Greg Marquess    (9)

3.      John Kienast    (3)

4.      Tom Prindible    (12)

5.      Trevor Aston    (5)

6.      Kellee Brown    (8)

7.      Fonz Hernandez    (10)

8.      Bobby Champion CHAMPION*

9.      Doug Jarosh    (7)

10.  Clay Harris    (6)

11.  Kyle Darnell    (11)

12.  Aaron Wine    (4)

* cheated

 

VI.      2003

1.      Ryan Marquess    (3)

2.      Greg Marquess    (6)

3.      John Kienast    (9)

4.      Tom Prindible    (4)

5.      Trevor Aston    (10)

6.      Kellee Brown  CHAMPION

7.      Fonz Hernandez    (7)

8.      Bobby Champion (2)

9.      Doug Jarosh    (5)

10.  Clay Harris    (12)

11.  Kyle Darnell    (11)

12.  Aaron Wine    (8)

 

VII.      2004

1.      Ryan Marquess    (7)

2.      Greg Marquess    CHAMPION

3.      John Kienast    (12)

4.      Tom Prindible    (6)

5.      Trevor Aston [serving in Iraq, proxy by Ken Graham]   (10)

6.      Kellee Brown    (4)

7.      Fonz Hernandez    (3)

8.      Bobby Champion (5)

9.      Doug Jarosh    (2)

10.  Clay Harris    (11)

11.  Kyle Darnell    (9)

12.  Aaron Wine    (8)

 

VIII.      2005

1.     Ryan Marquess    

2.     Greg Marquess   

3.     John Kienast   CHAMPION

4.     Tom Prindible (2)

5.     Kellee Brown   

6.     Fonz Hernandez   

7.     Bobby Champion 

8.     Doug Jarosh   

9.     Clay Harris   

10.  Kyle Darnell   

11.   Aaron Wine  

12.  Ken Graham (3)

 

IX.      2005

1.     Ryan Marquess    

2.     Greg Marquess   

3.     John Kienast   

4.     Tom Prindible 

5.     Kellee Brown   

6.     Fonz Hernandez   

7.     Bobby Champion 

8.     Doug Jarosh   

9.     Clay Harris   

10.  Kyle Darnell   

11.   Aaron Wine  

12.  Ken Graham

 

 

All Time Point Standings (1st=12 pts, 2nd=11 pts, etc.)*  current as of 2004 season

[# of seasons in "modern era" league]        {place average}

 

[7] Kellee Brown    65    1 Championship {3.7}

[7] Ryan Marquess    63    1 Championship {4}

[6] Bobby Champion    51    2 Championships {4.5}

[7] Trevor Aston    46****    1 Championship {6.1}

[7] John Kienast    42 {6.7}

[7] Greg Marquess    40    1 Championship {6.9}

[6] Fonz Hernandez    36 {7}

[5] Doug Jarosh    36 ** {5.8}

[7] Tom Prindible    24 {9.3}

[5] Clay Harris    22 {8.6}

[3] Aaron Wine    19** {6.7}

[2] Jim Marquess    12 {left league after 1999 season}    1 Championship

[4] Kyle Darnell    12 {10}

 

*in 1998 the League had ten teams so points are calculated as 1st-10 pts, 2nd-9 pts., etc.

 

** Doug and Aaron shared a team in 2001, but all-time points stay with the franchise owned by Doug (9 pts for 2001)

 

*** Pre "Modern" Era, 6 Team League, not counted in official statistics

 

**** Trevor's 2004 team was by proxy while he served in Iraq. His proxy got him 10th place (3 overall points)

 

 

Place average is calculated by dividing point total by seasons in league and then subtracting that # from 12.7 (for those in the league since season I, 1998) or from 13 (for all others).

 

 

6 seasons w/ 12 teams (72 teams) + 1 season w/ 10 teams (10 teams) + 7 seasons (addition to determine placement) = 89 divided by 7 = 12.7

 

 

TRIVIA

 

No team has ever gone undefeated. The closest was 1998's HOUSTON'S REVENGE with a 16-1 record, followed by 2003 ALIEN NATION with a 15-2 record.

 

No team has ever lost all of its games, although the 2004 River City Spanses (owner John Kienast) did not actually win a game. They lost 16 games and tied once (0.029 winning percentage).  The tie was with the previous year's last place team, CLAY'S ZEPPELINS.

 

SPANSE'S winless streak was 20 games and began on 12/22/2003 when he was beaten 119 to 74 by TREVOR'S TITTY TWISTERS and ended on 9/19/2005.

 

No owner who joined the league after 1999 has ever won the league.

 

Of the five remaining owners from the original 1998 season four have won the trophy. Only one has  not.