The Great 98.8% Partially Incomplete

  Texas, our Texas,

world’s finest Barbecue  &

all that word entails, Roadtrip

2004

By 

Ryan 

Marquess

...and God, or maybe it was a guy named Mike, said “Go! And seekest thou barbecue both fine and foul, and meat and fowl, and sausages as well, and tellest thine opinions both shrewd and incongruous so that those who would search wantonly for ‘cue blindly in the darkest moonless eve might have a beacon of light and/or hope!”